Satire – The Milken Roar

Fictional, satirical stories to celebrate The Roar’s favorite Jewish holiday: Purim!

This Senior’s Crazy Weekend in Big Bear Results in a College Rejection

Alexa Dardashty, Co Editor-in-Chief/ Social Media Manager
March 18, 2022

The Lone Rainer | 2022 Milken Senior Purim Shpiel

Ryan Boxer, Noah Rinsler, Gabi Bekhrad, and Lauren Daneshgar
March 17, 2022

Behind the Mask: Teachers Reveal Their True Selves

Stella Goldstein, Staff Writer
March 17, 2022

House Competition Erupts Into Sectarian Violence

Edward Gillman, Staff Writer
March 17, 2022

Mandatory and Immediate Separation Between the 11th- and 12th-Graders

Sofia Goldenstein, Staff Writer
March 17, 2022

Prospective Students Beware: Milken Tours Take a Much-Needed Hiatus

Ayla Kattler, Staff Writer
March 17, 2022

Milken Finds Clear Solution for Garbage Problem

Micah Green, Staff Writer
March 17, 2022

Jew Do the Math: Rabbi Shawn and Ms. Latta Secretly Switch Places

Miriam Herstein and Maya Ziv
March 17, 2022

2021 Milken Shpiel Archive

Kayla Nickfardjam, Co-Editor-In-Chief
March 1, 2021

Milken Students Rob Chrome Hearts Store in West Hollywood

Alexa Dardashty, Social Media Manager
February 26, 2021

Milken Administration Mandates Social Distancing on Yearly Senior Big Bear Trip

Leila Soleimani, Staff Writer
February 26, 2021

David Dassa: TikTok Star

Jack Behar, Deputy Editor
February 25, 2021

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